The Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Get you a Laugh!

28 August 2019 Fun and Event

The Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Get you a Laugh

(if nothing else)


Everyone loves a cheesy pickup line, and laughter is the true way to someone’s heart after all. We’ve sifted through what feels like millions of them to bring you the Abbey Rentals Top 10 pick up lines (PG version), test them out and let us know how it goes!


  1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!


  1. Are you part beaver? Because dammmmmm


  1. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple


  1. Have you got a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them..


  1. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!


  1. Is your name Jacob? Cos you’re a cracker


  1. Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day!


  1. Got any raisins? No? How about a date?


  1. Is your name gilette? Because you’re the best a man can get


  1. Are you my appendix? Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.